No, you’re not. Owen in the friend group would be great. I don’t know about Owen being personal friends with Mike or Zoey, but they’ll go to his parties and have a good time. Owen’s totally cool if Mike needs to leave - you want a quiet room to go to, or do you really need to leave for the night? Either way, that’s cool! Hope you feel better later!
Owen gives Mike a big squishy hug and nearly breaks his skinny bones
Owen helps Zoey finally enjoy parties and acts as a big squishy barrier between her and creepy guys or people who mean well but don’t accept “I’m happy drinking juice, I don’t want any beer” as an answer
Not that it’s really necessary if Owen’s hosting, because at Owen’s parties everyone is happy and chill
Mike and Zoey need to go to an Owen party
Owen hugging people is kind of the best thing about Owen; he’s like me; he expresses literally every emotion with hugging..
Owen’s parties are pretty much the middle ground, not as wild and douchebro filled as Geoff’s, but still really fun and if you want to act stupid as long as it’s funny and not hurting anyone or their feelings you can get away with it. Also you have to deal with the fact that Owen spends the entire time constantly making sure everyone is having fun, which while very nice, can get grating. Also Izzy. Izzy is a wildcard in every situation and at Owen’s parties she basically explodes into a bizarre whirlwind of insanity. Owen can’t stop her because ‘Awww, look, she’s saying hi to that guy over there!’ ‘Owen, she’s biting his arm.’ ‘That’s just how she says hi, Noah!’ ‘….I’ll go make sure he’s up to date on his rabies shots.’ ‘Yeah, you do that! Woohoo?’
But yes, Owen, be careful when hugging Mike; he’s fragile. Imagine Mike as a box with fragile stamped all over it. I’m betting that’s how Zoey would explain it and Owen would be like ‘ok’ and immediately forget by the next party because he’s such a doofus he just got too excited and had to hug Mike.
I’m sure the first thing Zoey would think when hugged by Owen would probably be ‘oh my god he’s actually hugging me tighter than Dakota did when she was a mutant how is that even possible I can’t breath!’ and then several moments of panicked breathing as she is released from the giant hug incarnate that is Owen.
Owen really wants to fix Zoey’s terrible party experiences (I mean seriously what the fuck kind of parties has Zoey gone to where Zeke kidnapping you and throwing what you hope is fudge at you isn’t the worst party she’s been to?) because Owen does not understand the concept of not enjoying parties. ‘How can you not have fun at a party? It’s a party! The whole point is to have fun!’
Also he probably would get along with Mike’s alters; even Chester. Or at least he’d like Chester. Because Owen is incapable of hating anyone. He’d just sit there and giggle incessantly when Chester accidentally says something incredibly stupid. Chester in turn would probably get mad and become even funnier because oh my god he’s talking about going uphill eight miles in snow and hail to get to school this is so funny. No one can tell if Owen believes him or not.Owen probably likes listening to Manitoba’s stories.
Svetlana’s cool because Svetlana is cool I don’t have to explain this.
Vito might be stupid and raunchy but he has the exact same college fratboy idiot sense of humor as Owen, so they’d probably be bros. And since Vito has the policy of ‘I don’t stick my dick in crazy’ he never hits on Izzy. Really, she’s all yours, bro.