..l.wait, what were you doing when you found the Samkota clip? ;3

irklikeswaffletoo:

starryoak:

irklikeswaffletoo:

Chad sent me this Samkota clip of unknown origins, which is unfortunately in Polish. http://youtu.be/cQSb7wp06Vo

I looked up something like “total drama sam dakota bonus” to try to find it in English, and while I didn’t, I did find the make-out scene where the preview image was Mike looking disgusted. And I thought, wait, did he really do that? Let me look. (And hey, excuse to watch Samkota again, cool!) So I opened it, watched, d’awwed… and then the “ew” part happened. And my headcanon brain panicked. HOW DO I HANDLE MY CHILDREN BEING SO RUDE

Ah, yes, that clip
I have seen it and I know what it says and it is adorable

Please inform me

Inquiring Irks want to know

Translated (From the original comments, it might be wrong but it seems right to me)

Sam: So you went to the mine and it changed you that much? Heh awesome, super strength, super hair , you are going to kick some butts! It’s like a video game in real life!
Presenter: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DAKOTAZOID!!!
Sam: It’s your turn, good luck, *crash* Oh gosh, she is the best chick in the world!

Sam is such an amazon chaser it’s so fun <3333. His girlfriend busts through a wall and his first reaction is “AWESOME!”

..l.wait, what were you doing when you found the Samkota clip? ;3

irklikeswaffletoo:

Chad sent me this Samkota clip of unknown origins, which is unfortunately in Polish. http://youtu.be/cQSb7wp06Vo

I looked up something like “total drama sam dakota bonus” to try to find it in English, and while I didn’t, I did find the make-out scene where the preview image was Mike looking disgusted. And I thought, wait, did he really do that? Let me look. (And hey, excuse to watch Samkota again, cool!) So I opened it, watched, d’awwed… and then the “ew” part happened. And my headcanon brain panicked. HOW DO I HANDLE MY CHILDREN BEING SO RUDE

Ah, yes, that clip
I have seen it and I know what it says and it is adorable

irklikeswaffletoo:

Related videos on YouTube led me to the clip of Sam and Dakotazoid making out, which includes Mike and Zoey making icked out faces. So did everyone else, but still.

I don’t like erasing everything just because I don’t like it so I need a way to rationalize what I know was a joke

Starry? Any ideas on how Sam and Dakota would react to that?

Oh don’t worry, I’ve rationalized worse things in my time on this show; one of the finest being that no one actually laughed at Scott in the trauma chair, Chris just spliced the clips to look that way because when he said ‘who cares, it’s Scott’ everyone gave him this look: ಠ_ಠ. So he fudged the clips around because he needs validation for his petty laughter and, hey, if it makes them all look like shitheads, that’s a bonus!

Either way, in my HC newly mutant Dakotazoid looked a little weirder when she was first mutated than when it came off in the show because of the limited style. Her scales were new and flaky and she generally did look rather monstrous and scaly and kind of weird; like the animorph people partway between lizard and person. After a while her old skin stopped flaking off and she looked much more like a normal person (I mean relatively). Also Sam was kind of still covered in gunk from being underground for a couple hours and both of them generally looked fairly gross and icky. So it was just kind of weird to see happen in front of you and Mike and Zoey probably both felt really really bad about it afterward because they didn’t mean to, it was just kind of automatic response (I have been ‘eeew’ at things that weren’t that eww just on principle before and afterwards you feel pretty crappy about it DX)

What's your opinion on Mabill(MabelxBill Cipher) ?
Anonymous

Ehhh? I’m not really a fan, mostly because I just plain don’t get it XD. I mean, it’s just kind of confusing and it’s there, I guess? Eh, whatever floats peoples boats
I am of course, a proud member of the crew of SS. Mabifica! *toots horn* Now boarding!

discendos:

kill the current notion of villains needing to be human at the end of the day.

bring back villains that killed because they enjoyed blood on their hands.

give me villains that destroy cities because of boredom.

give me narcissistic villains that destroy others because they never compare to themselves.

give me bad guys that no one wants to empathize with.

And then marvel at the internet’s ability to empathize with anything

Seriously you could give them no positive traits and I guarantee you that the internet will come up with someone who sympathizes with him.

You know, unless he’s like, not hot at all. Then your chances decrease significantly.

But there will be one person who does

I guaran-goddamn-tee you someone does

OK NEW OPINION

I both love and hate Under The Dome

please

if anyone has fanart of Alice and Carolyn I will love you

also Phil and Dodee

also Linda

also can someone talk to me about how much I hate Junior?

gorycarbunkle:

idk but i have this headcanon where the biskit twins (brittaney and whittaney) are albinos (hence the red eyes, extremely pale skin, and brittaney’s white hair) but whittaney dyed her hair black.

wait this isn’t just commonly accepted as canon?

goingdownmycase:

Hello?Anyone else ship these two? …ok, I’m done.

we all ship it secretly

goingdownmycase:

Hello?
Anyone else ship these two?

ok, I’m done.

we all ship it secretly

Owen interacting with Zoke sounds kind of fun mostly because Owen is basically made entirely out of sugar and niceness and complete and total acceptance. Am I the only one who thinks that?

irklikeswaffletoo:

No, you’re not. Owen in the friend group would be great. I don’t know about Owen being personal friends with Mike or Zoey, but they’ll go to his parties and have a good time. Owen’s totally cool if Mike needs to leave - you want a quiet room to go to, or do you really need to leave for the night? Either way, that’s cool! Hope you feel better later!

Owen gives Mike a big squishy hug and nearly breaks his skinny bones

Owen helps Zoey finally enjoy parties and acts as a big squishy barrier between her and creepy guys or people who mean well but don’t accept “I’m happy drinking juice, I don’t want any beer” as an answer

Not that it’s really necessary if Owen’s hosting, because at Owen’s parties everyone is happy and chill

Mike and Zoey need to go to an Owen party

Owen hugging people is kind of the best thing about Owen; he’s like me; he expresses literally every emotion with hugging..

Owen’s parties are pretty much the middle ground, not as wild and douchebro filled as Geoff’s, but still really fun and if you want to act stupid as long as it’s funny and not hurting anyone or their feelings you can get away with it. Also you have to deal with the fact that Owen spends the entire time constantly making sure everyone is having fun, which while very nice, can get grating. Also Izzy. Izzy is a wildcard in every situation and at Owen’s parties she basically explodes into a bizarre whirlwind of insanity. Owen can’t stop her because ‘Awww, look, she’s saying hi to that guy over there!’ ‘Owen, she’s biting his arm.’ ‘That’s just how she says hi, Noah!’ ‘….I’ll go make sure he’s up to date on his rabies shots.’ ‘Yeah, you do that! Woohoo?’

But yes, Owen, be careful when hugging Mike; he’s fragile. Imagine Mike as a box with  fragile stamped all over it. I’m betting that’s how Zoey would explain it and Owen would be like ‘ok’ and immediately forget by the next party because he’s such a doofus he just got too excited and had to hug Mike.

I’m sure the first thing Zoey would think when hugged by Owen would probably be ‘oh my god he’s actually hugging me tighter than Dakota did when she was a mutant how is that even possible I can’t breath!’ and then several moments of panicked breathing as she is released from the giant hug incarnate that is Owen.

Owen really wants to fix Zoey’s terrible party experiences (I mean seriously what the fuck kind of parties has Zoey gone to where Zeke kidnapping you and throwing what you hope is fudge at you isn’t the worst party she’s been to?) because Owen does not understand the concept of not enjoying parties. ‘How can you not have fun at a party? It’s a party! The whole point is to have fun!’

Also he probably would get along with Mike’s alters; even Chester. Or at least he’d like Chester. Because Owen is incapable of hating anyone. He’d just sit there and giggle incessantly when Chester accidentally says something incredibly stupid. Chester in turn would probably get mad and become even funnier because oh my god he’s talking about going uphill eight miles in snow and hail to get to school this is so funny. No one can tell if Owen believes him or not.Owen probably likes listening to Manitoba’s stories.
Svetlana’s cool because Svetlana is cool I don’t have to explain this.
Vito might be stupid and raunchy but he has the exact same college fratboy idiot sense of humor as Owen, so they’d probably be bros. And since Vito has the policy of ‘I don’t stick my dick in crazy’ he never hits on Izzy. Really, she’s all yours, bro.

Under The Dome

I can’t watch it with my parents because I end up asking all these questions like “Why don’t they just let everyone in the dome starve to death?” or “You know, f they’re bringing up these logical starvation issues, I’m gonna bring up that logically they all should have suffocated by now,” or “The dome is invisible, so why doesn’t the outside world just talk with them through chalkboards and signs?” “Are there no humanitarians in this world protesting this?” “What are the non-US governments doing?” “Wouldn’t the US have to discuss nuking the dome?” “If they didn’t, what the hell did the other governments do about it?” “Why are they protecting that egg over their lives? Because it glows? What the fuck kind of reasoning is that for sacrificing yourself?” and of course, finally “You guys know this is a Stephen King story, right? And you know how all the Stephen King stories end; horribly disappointing and dumb. If it’s written by SK, it’s gotta have a crappy ending.”

Apparently this is not enjoyable for them.