homie-thats-illegal:

*screams of horror*

Max
Max, sweetie
sweetie
stahp
you’ll hurt yourself.
I’m not sure how, but I know you will
you’ll trip on the sign and scrape your knees and you’ll be bawling on the ground like a little baby.

homie-thats-illegal:

*screams of horror*

Max

Max, sweetie

sweetie

stahp

you’ll hurt yourself.

I’m not sure how, but I know you will

you’ll trip on the sign and scrape your knees and you’ll be bawling on the ground like a little baby.

Jimmy Was Put on Probation

You’ve all seen that terrible ‘Boys Beware’ short, right? Well, my dad has. And both of us were so horrified/laughing our asses off at the “Jimmy was put on probation” thing that it is literally a thing in our household to insert it into whatever discussion we’re having. Especially if the character is named Jimmy. It has never stopped making us both burst out into laughter because seriously this isn’t ok even on a level of homophobia. It is literally the fullest extent of victim blaming possible. “We’re putting you in jail for being molested by a pedophile. Next time you get raped we won’t be so lenient.”

What the fuck was wrong with the people who made this, like, is this how they think jail works? Or did jail actually work that way back then?

jesus fuck 1961 what the fucking fuck.

Who’s this? A totally original OC? Nope! I’ll let you figure out who this poor guy is just from his name and appearance, then read on....…….Yep, it’s Scarlett’s older brother mentioned in ‘It’s The Pits!’. You know the one, right? Let me refresh your memory a bit: “My brother pulled my hair once, so I made his remote control toys come to life and attack him in the night… Every night… For six years. He’s still in therapy.”… That starting to sound familiar? From the second she said that I knew I had to draw him. The implications of this was so dark and psychologically tormenting that I had to. How could I not? Do you know how many nights are in. 6 years? 2,191. That means that he was attacked by his own sister (indirectly) over two thousand times. Two thousand times over six years. And you know what makes it even better? Scarlett was ten or under when she started doing it.  Yeah, that makes it even more clear that Scarlett is indeed a sociopath of some sort. But, as much as this says about Scarlett, how she tortured her brother for six years over something practically all brothers are legally obligated to do, I’m really interested in her poor brother.A lot of this came from discussing stuff with Megamoviemonday so go give him some love for helping me! In fact about half or more of this is his ideas so… yeah.  
I based his hair off of Scarlett’s natural/crazy hair so I know that while he resembles Harold/Chucky/I’m sure like twenty bazillion characters, it wasn’t intentional. I designed the clothes myself. The story is based off the one line, but if you think about it, there’s literally no way it isn’t dark in some way. She attacked him (indirectly) every night for six years, and the trauma was so bad that he’s still in therapy. So…. yeah.  
So, without further ado, please meet Nathaniel. He’s 18, two years older than his little sister, and… Well, he’s had a terrible life so far, mostly thanks to Scarlett. The first twelve years of his life weren’t much to talk about, honestly. He was a normal, if a bit rude 12 year old boy. Not really anything more or less than your average older brother. But one day he pulled on his sister’s hair, and that’s when it all went downhill. Until she revealed it on international television, he never suspected her. Look, it might seem obvious to us, but honestly, who would connect the dots? Even if he hadn’t assumed after a while that he genuinely was insane and hadn’t given up, why would he suspect his little sister? She’s sweet and quiet and responsible and smart; what would give him the idea that she was behind it? She’s only ten, what ten year old would do that? So honestly the thought never crosses his mind until episode seven of PI. But that was how it started; he pulled her hair for some stupid reason that he doesn’t even remember anymore and that night he woke up to find all of his toys swarming his bed. They attacked him and as soon as he screamed they all disappeared before his parents and Scarlett came rushing into the room. Of course, no one believed him, but the toys did break skin, so… well, what’s easier to believe? That his toys came to life, attacked him, then crawled back into place exactly where he left them in the fifteen seconds it took for his parents to come rushing? Or that he hurt himself and lied about it? Either way, his parents are worried. Of course they’re worried. How could they not be? Whatever happened to him, he’s crying and sobbing and he’s covered in lacerations and bruises and he’s utterly convinced something unreal happened. They take him to a therapist first thing in the morning and the therapist comes to the conclusion that he isn’t lying… at least not about believing he was attacked by his toys. He legitimately believes that’s what happened. So, because that’s obviously not what happened (because that’s impossible) they have to assume that he’s hurting himself while hallucinating and attributing the injuries to the hallucinations. The visit to the therapist the first time probably should have been longer, but they hadn’t had much time, the therapist had other clients waiting for him. So he had to go home. At this point, his parents talked to Scarlett about this, under the impression that she had little to no knowledge of what was going on with her brother. They thought she only knew that her brother was at the therapists and that he was having nightmares. He decides to sleep on the couch for obvious reasons… But the toys are there waiting for him, and once again, the second he goes to sleep they attack and hide when his parents come when he screams. The therapist visits got longer and longer, testing him for drugs in his system and taking tests to figure out what was going on. But, of course, every test came back inconclusive; no abnormal chemicals in his system, no deficiencies, by all appearances he was completely healthy. The attacks became a nightly event. Every time he went to sleep, he was attacked. Every night he tried to sleep in a new room. The only room he never tried is his parents. Even though he’s terrified, he doesn’t want to sleep with them because he doesn’t want to seem weak. He even tries Scarlett’s room, but Scarlett simply pretended not to see the robots and would ask him why he was scratching himself. She feigned worriedness and ran out of the room to get their parents, under the pretense of getting them, but it was also when she took the chance to make the robots crawl back into place. His parents decided that he shouldn’t be in there after that, I mean, seeing her brother like that would upset her and be too scary for a little girl. Eventually they asked if he wanted to sleep with them that night, but he refused. He knew the robots were following him now, he couldn’t let them attack them too. So whenever they insisted that they’d stay in his room, he’d refuse to fall asleep. It would end up in a stalemate; and when he finally collapsed of exhaustion, as soon as his parents left to get something, the robots would swarm. No matter how long it took for them to leave, the second they did the robots would strike. The worst of the nights happened about a week into the attacks, when he got hurt bad enough that they took him to the ER. They kept him overnight for even more testings, but he is too panicked for any semblance of normal conversation and they end up sedating him out of fear of him attempting to hurt himself again after hearing of what had transpired. They eventually prescribe medication meant to ease his delusions and sleep more soundly, but since there was nothing wrong with him in the first place, all it did was make things worse. The ‘delusions’ never ceased. He barely got sleep, he didn’t eat properly, he stopped going to school for a while, but eventually came back due to his parents getting worried that the isolation would make it worse. He became the subject of whispers and was avoided like the plague there, because of his jumpiness and the many, many cuts and bruises covering his body, as well as his almost constantly disheveled appearance. He started wearing long sleeved sweaters to cover up the damage. He still missed school every few days due to tests and just plain breaking down. His parents didn’t know what to do, homeschool wasn’t an option due to both of their extremely busy careers and dependance on both of their incomes to supply the help their son needed, but he needed an education and social interaction. And whenever he stayed home, the robots would attack even though he wasn’t asleep. So even with all the trouble at school, he still wanted to go; if only because it was the only place where the robots didn’t attack him. Often he would end up falling asleep at his desk, too tired to be woken up, and of course that didn’t help the whispers. So it became his life, constantly terrified and tired, eventually he came to the conclusion that he was in fact just insane, but of course it didn’t stop the attacks. Sometimes he would be tormented by something new, courtesy of his sister testing her experiments on him without his knowledge. She sprayed his favorite sweater with pheromones to attract ants, she even placed a small chip in all his clothes that would whisper voices to frighten him and make sure he continued to believe he was truly insane.This went on for six years, six years of an endless loop. Eventually he was considered to be committed, but before that happened, Scarlett was accepted into Total Drama… And the truth was revealed. From the second she uttered those fateful words, everyone was sent into a frenzy; what do we do? They stopped giving him the medication, but the mental trauma was still there. He was broken. He is terrified of Scarlett as he realizes just what she did, how she did it, and why; one instance of hair pulling and his whole life was ruined. He doesn’t have goals and he spent so much time in therapy and sleeping during school that he has little to no useful skills that could get him a job. When Scarlett is committed to a mental asylum, all Nathaniel wants to do is forget he even has a sister. Eventually, he does visit her, but there is a thick sheet of plexiglass and several guards and restraints between the two. He’ll never forgive her, and she never expresses remorse. In her eyes, he did something terrible to her and she punished him. Eventually things will get better for their family, but for now, Scarlett has ruined them. Perhaps Nathaniel will write a book on his experiences with his sister, but it will be a long time before he can even admit Scarlett exists. He receives constant sympathy from everyone he meets, and while he appreciates how much people care about him, he can’t deal with the attention. All he wants to do is forget…But the world won’t let him. It’s interesting what one simple confessional reveals, isn’t it?…. I’m so sorry for any broken feels I may have given you.

Who’s this? A totally original OC? Nope! I’ll let you figure out who this poor guy is just from his name and appearance, then read on.
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….
Yep, it’s Scarlett’s older brother mentioned in ‘It’s The Pits!’. You know the one, right? Let me refresh your memory a bit: “My brother pulled my hair once, so I made his remote control toys come to life and attack him in the night… Every night… For six years. He’s still in therapy.”… That starting to sound familiar? From the second she said that I knew I had to draw him. The implications of this was so dark and psychologically tormenting that I had to. How could I not? Do you know how many nights are in. 6 years? 2,191. That means that he was attacked by his own sister (indirectly) over two thousand times. Two thousand times over six years. And you know what makes it even better? Scarlett was ten or under when she started doing it. Yeah, that makes it even more clear that Scarlett is indeed a sociopath of some sort. But, as much as this says about Scarlett, how she tortured her brother for six years over something practically all brothers are legally obligated to do, I’m really interested in her poor brother.
A lot of this came from discussing stuff with Megamoviemonday so go give him some love for helping me! In fact about half or more of this is his ideas so… yeah. 

I based his hair off of Scarlett’s natural/crazy hair so I know that while he resembles Harold/Chucky/I’m sure like twenty bazillion characters, it wasn’t intentional. I designed the clothes myself. The story is based off the one line, but if you think about it, there’s literally no way it isn’t dark in some way. She attacked him (indirectly) every night for six years, and the trauma was so bad that he’s still in therapy. So…. yeah. 

So, without further ado, please meet Nathaniel. He’s 18, two years older than his little sister, and… Well, he’s had a terrible life so far, mostly thanks to Scarlett. The first twelve years of his life weren’t much to talk about, honestly. He was a normal, if a bit rude 12 year old boy. Not really anything more or less than your average older brother. But one day he pulled on his sister’s hair, and that’s when it all went downhill. Until she revealed it on international television, he never suspected her. Look, it might seem obvious to us, but honestly, who would connect the dots? Even if he hadn’t assumed after a while that he genuinely was insane and hadn’t given up, why would he suspect his little sister? She’s sweet and quiet and responsible and smart; what would give him the idea that she was behind it? She’s only ten, what ten year old would do that? So honestly the thought never crosses his mind until episode seven of PI. But that was how it started; he pulled her hair for some stupid reason that he doesn’t even remember anymore and that night he woke up to find all of his toys swarming his bed. They attacked him and as soon as he screamed they all disappeared before his parents and Scarlett came rushing into the room. Of course, no one believed him, but the toys did break skin, so… well, what’s easier to believe? That his toys came to life, attacked him, then crawled back into place exactly where he left them in the fifteen seconds it took for his parents to come rushing? Or that he hurt himself and lied about it? Either way, his parents are worried. Of course they’re worried. How could they not be? Whatever happened to him, he’s crying and sobbing and he’s covered in lacerations and bruises and he’s utterly convinced something unreal happened. They take him to a therapist first thing in the morning and the therapist comes to the conclusion that he isn’t lying… at least not about believing he was attacked by his toys. He legitimately believes that’s what happened. So, because that’s obviously not what happened (because that’s impossible) they have to assume that he’s hurting himself while hallucinating and attributing the injuries to the hallucinations. The visit to the therapist the first time probably should have been longer, but they hadn’t had much time, the therapist had other clients waiting for him. So he had to go home.
At this point, his parents talked to Scarlett about this, under the impression that she had little to no knowledge of what was going on with her brother. They thought she only knew that her brother was at the therapists and that he was having nightmares. He decides to sleep on the couch for obvious reasons… But the toys are there waiting for him, and once again, the second he goes to sleep they attack and hide when his parents come when he screams.
The therapist visits got longer and longer, testing him for drugs in his system and taking tests to figure out what was going on. But, of course, every test came back inconclusive; no abnormal chemicals in his system, no deficiencies, by all appearances he was completely healthy. The attacks became a nightly event. Every time he went to sleep, he was attacked. Every night he tried to sleep in a new room. The only room he never tried is his parents. Even though he’s terrified, he doesn’t want to sleep with them because he doesn’t want to seem weak. He even tries Scarlett’s room, but Scarlett simply pretended not to see the robots and would ask him why he was scratching himself. She feigned worriedness and ran out of the room to get their parents, under the pretense of getting them, but it was also when she took the chance to make the robots crawl back into place. His parents decided that he shouldn’t be in there after that, I mean, seeing her brother like that would upset her and be too scary for a little girl. Eventually they asked if he wanted to sleep with them that night, but he refused. He knew the robots were following him now, he couldn’t let them attack them too. So whenever they insisted that they’d stay in his room, he’d refuse to fall asleep. It would end up in a stalemate; and when he finally collapsed of exhaustion, as soon as his parents left to get something, the robots would swarm. No matter how long it took for them to leave, the second they did the robots would strike. The worst of the nights happened about a week into the attacks, when he got hurt bad enough that they took him to the ER. They kept him overnight for even more testings, but he is too panicked for any semblance of normal conversation and they end up sedating him out of fear of him attempting to hurt himself again after hearing of what had transpired. They eventually prescribe medication meant to ease his delusions and sleep more soundly, but since there was nothing wrong with him in the first place, all it did was make things worse. The ‘delusions’ never ceased.
He barely got sleep, he didn’t eat properly, he stopped going to school for a while, but eventually came back due to his parents getting worried that the isolation would make it worse. He became the subject of whispers and was avoided like the plague there, because of his jumpiness and the many, many cuts and bruises covering his body, as well as his almost constantly disheveled appearance. He started wearing long sleeved sweaters to cover up the damage. He still missed school every few days due to tests and just plain breaking down. His parents didn’t know what to do, homeschool wasn’t an option due to both of their extremely busy careers and dependance on both of their incomes to supply the help their son needed, but he needed an education and social interaction. And whenever he stayed home, the robots would attack even though he wasn’t asleep. So even with all the trouble at school, he still wanted to go; if only because it was the only place where the robots didn’t attack him. Often he would end up falling asleep at his desk, too tired to be woken up, and of course that didn’t help the whispers. So it became his life, constantly terrified and tired, eventually he came to the conclusion that he was in fact just insane, but of course it didn’t stop the attacks. Sometimes he would be tormented by something new, courtesy of his sister testing her experiments on him without his knowledge. She sprayed his favorite sweater with pheromones to attract ants, she even placed a small chip in all his clothes that would whisper voices to frighten him and make sure he continued to believe he was truly insane.
This went on for six years, six years of an endless loop. Eventually he was considered to be committed, but before that happened, Scarlett was accepted into Total Drama… And the truth was revealed. From the second she uttered those fateful words, everyone was sent into a frenzy; what do we do? They stopped giving him the medication, but the mental trauma was still there. He was broken. He is terrified of Scarlett as he realizes just what she did, how she did it, and why; one instance of hair pulling and his whole life was ruined. He doesn’t have goals and he spent so much time in therapy and sleeping during school that he has little to no useful skills that could get him a job. When Scarlett is committed to a mental asylum, all Nathaniel wants to do is forget he even has a sister. Eventually, he does visit her, but there is a thick sheet of plexiglass and several guards and restraints between the two. He’ll never forgive her, and she never expresses remorse. In her eyes, he did something terrible to her and she punished him. Eventually things will get better for their family, but for now, Scarlett has ruined them. Perhaps Nathaniel will write a book on his experiences with his sister, but it will be a long time before he can even admit Scarlett exists.
He receives constant sympathy from everyone he meets, and while he appreciates how much people care about him, he can’t deal with the attention. All he wants to do is forget…But the world won’t let him.

It’s interesting what one simple confessional reveals, isn’t it?…. I’m so sorry for any broken feels I may have given you.

ooohohohohohoh this is gonna be FUN
*laughing maniacally*
*cough* I mean…..
……..no that’s pretty much what I meant, honestly
someday I’ll do a height comparison with Dakota VS everyone.
someday

ooohohohohohoh this is gonna be FUN

*laughing maniacally*

*cough* I mean…..

……..no that’s pretty much what I meant, honestly

someday I’ll do a height comparison with Dakota VS everyone.

someday

Amy and Dakota interactions. We must have more.

irklikeswaffletoo:

WE MUST, YOUR POST IS BRILLIANT

Dakota would NOT like Amy. (Who would, if they knew the real her? She only has supporters in-universe because she manipulated them into think she was perfect and Sammy was useless…) I want Dakota standing in front of Sammy and growling at Amy forever.

Sammy’s best girlfriends are an actual mutant girl, a muscular Aussie mama bear, and a sweet big sister figure who has a long fuse but will scold you into hell if you somehow manage to anger her. I think she’ll be okay. <3

Sammy protection squad <333333

I love this idea. BRB. I need to go get a height chart out to compare Dakota and the twins. This needs to be a thing

yes in fact I DO have a height chart for Dakota compared to every TD character.

No, I don’t have a problem. You have a problem

shingeki-no-way-in-hell:

I’ll be honest Nash Grier’s eyes fucking terrify me like that shit is like something from a nightmare

thank you

I’m sorry but I keep hearing even his haters say ‘he has nice eyes but that’s it’ and I’m just like… no, he looks like a furby

mmmmmmmmmhmmm sexy sexy furby eyes

no seriously who the fuck thinks his freaky ass furby eyes are sexy can someone please explain because I’m honestly curious on why everyone thinks his eyes are hot when I think that they look creepy as fuck.

Adventure Time Shit

Is anyone else actually starting to feel horrible for Finn?

He’s…. he’s breaking down…..There’s honestly no getting around it.

I first realized what was going on during ‘The Tower’ and suddenly it became clear…..Finn’s going insane.

"Baby’s building a tower into space~”
“~Space is where he’s gonna find his dad~”
“~Daddy’s got an arm~”
“~And Baby’s gonna harm his arm by tearing it off his dad~”

holy shit Finn

holy fucking shit.

But… honestly, this is only the culmination of everything that’s happened to the guy over the course of this series… Actually… just… Watch this episode and ‘Breezy’ and then go back to the the first episodes and compare the two Finns… it honestly depresses me. He started out the series as such a happy kid, and even though he’s sort of happy at the end of Breezy, he’ll never be the same. Hell, he spends the entire episode kissing girls in a desperate bid to feel something, anything inside of him. He admits that he just doesn’t feel anything anymore and that’s…. that’s just… it’s seriously depressing.

But again, this is basically a result of all the horrible shit that keeps happening to him. Loses his girlfriend, loses his arm, loses the sword that is the only thing he has left of his adopted dad, rejected by his crush, finding out the guy he’s fighting all the time is really just a sad wreck of a man who”s been driven mad and realizing that he can’t stop fighting him because he’s a threat, no matter how pathetic he is…. Finding his dad and then finding out he’s an asshole, his greatest hero is murdered and he almost accidentally lets the Lich wish the world away,

Finn is broken

I don’t know if he’ll be fixed

Imagine girls night out with Zoey, Dakota, Jasmine and Sammy.

irklikeswaffletoo:

Hm, I wonder what all four of them could do together? I love how they’re all fairly different, but they can still get along. Amazing friendship squad. Go all of them. <3

I think I’ll send them to a shopping district! Everyone can find things they like! Jasmine’s been considering this area for her business, so she knows it by heart and takes the group there. There’s things that they can bond over, like Jasmine and Zoey finding a flower shop. They talk excitedly about them and about Jasmine’s flower shop/cage fighting business plans, and Dakota stands by ready to growl at anyone who suggests that a tall, muscular girl like Jasmine isn’t “supposed” to like flowers. I keep picturing Sammy as a huge music fan; I’m not sure why, I just picture her as the type who likes having high quality speakers and can actually tell the difference between a FLAC and an MP3. She’s not elitist about it, it’s just a hobby. So she’d find a music shop, where Zoey will recommend her favorite headphones and Dakota will recommend some pop CDs, since I think Sammy’s musical tastes would line up best with Dakota’s. (And if the clerk is one of those assholes who mocks Sammy for “wasting” those nice headphones on a pop chart album, Dakota’s back to growling. Eee, protective Dakota. No one messes with the friends of a mutant.)

The four girls shopping, laughing, stopping for lunch, just having a great time together, using the shops to learn more about each other and never once judging another’s purchase. This is great.

Protective Dakota is extremely important and one of my favorite things XD. Just… Dakota being super protective of all her friends because holy shit having friends is amazing. Dakota loves having friends and she’ll do anything to keep them. She will kill you (not literally) if you hurt her friends because having friends is very important to her and having happy friends is even better, so being mean to them is also off limits.

OH MY GOOD LORD I JUST PICTURED SOMETHING AMAZING.

Amy and Dakota interaction

Amy and Dakota interaction.

Amy and Dakota interaction

Amy being Amy and being an awful person to Sammy when she finds out she went to the mall without her permission (the rest of the gang somewhere else) and then Dakota is there, just standing there with her arms folded, going “What did you just say to Sammy?” and holy shit Amy thought Jasmine was a giant. . I’m serious, if Jasmine frightens her, what the fuck would she do if she met Dakota. Probably something along the lines of pissing her pants out of fear and fainting.

"Samey!"

"*frightened, dropping the skirt she was checking out* Wha-"

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"B-buying skirts?"

"Did I tell you that you could buy skirts?”

"No…. But-"

"No, I didn’t! Put that back before someone finds out! People will think I have terrible fashion sense!"

"*growls* You don’t own me!"

"Yes, I do! Now put that -*loud cough of interruption from behind her* What the hell do you-you-youu….*meep*"

"*Dakota growls* What was Amy saying to Sammy?"

"Y-you-you-you’re-you’re a MONSTER! *grabs Sammy and forces her in front of her* Don’t eat me, eat her, she’s fatter!”

"*Sammy waves at Dakota* Hi Dakota!"

"*stops being angry* Hi Sammy!"

"You know this monster?"

"*Dakota growls*"

"Dakota’s not a monster! She’s my friend!"

"It figures you would find a giant monster for a friend! You were always a freak!"

"*growls* Amy shut up before Dakota makes her!"

"Eeep! *runs off*"

"Dakota thinks the skirt looks pretty. Amy just dumb."

"…Thanks…"

marylikesstuff:

Sugar has been in competition with other women literally her entire life, so she can’t recognize when another girl genuinely wants to be her friend. That’s such a downer to me.

I wanna imagine up an alternate universe where she and Ella are best friends to make myself feel better.

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You all know exactly why I’m reblogging this

I have only one tag tracked

Anti Nash Grier

because fuck that guy. Seriously